FELON PROFILE: Alison Abdullah

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FELON PROFILE: Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren [Season 3 Update & Season 4 Predictions]

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Suzanne R. Warren (portrayed by Uzo Aduba), better known as “Crazy Eyes” and sometimes “Looney Tunes,” is an inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary. Although we don’t know exactly what brought Suzanne to Litchfield, we do know that she has some sort of emotional disturbance that has made her dangerous both to herself and others. She was initially imprisoned in Litchfield’s psychiatric ward.

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FELON PROFILE: Poussey Washington [Sesaon 3 Update & Season 4 Predictions]

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Poussey Washington (portrayed by Samira Wiley) is known for being best friends with Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson and her incredible bravery when going toe-to-toe with Yvonne “Vee” Parker in season two. A fun-loving romantic who loves to read and values deeply intimate personal connections, Poussey encounters a spiritual and emotional crisis the longer she remains behind bars.

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FELON PROFILE: George “Pornstache” Mendez [Season 3 Update & Season 4 Predictions]

Pornstache in PrisonGeorge Mendez (portrayed by Pablo Schreiber), also known as “Pornstache,” was a correctional officer at Litchfield Penitentiary in season one until he was suspended. He later returned in season two, but only for a short while. He looks a “D-List Burt Reynolds, but more rapey,” according to Brook Soso, and his appearance is very telling of his personality. He is misogynistic, the alpha male of the bunch, and a “sadistic fuck” (according to C.O. Wanda Bell). While the prison administration is corrupt in a variety of ways, Mendez is the only guard portrayed as reaping sexual favors in exchange for the drugs he smuggles into prison. He is also the only C.O. That feels invincible.

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FELON PROFILE: Alex Vause [Season 3 Update & Season 4 Predicitons]

imageAlex Vause (portrayed by Laura Prepon)–also known as “sasquatch” (Pennsatucky), “the hot one,” and “the Bettie Page of Litchfield” (Joel Luschek)–is Piper Chapman’s on again-off again girlfriend. While she was once (according to Piper) “the wolf that eats the lamb,” Vause relinquishes her power as one of Litchfield Penitentiary’s biggest badasses and softens up in season three once she is thrown back in jail for violating her parole (due to paranoid self-defense), convinced that Kubra Balik is sending his men to kill her. Quite simply, without Vause, we would have no Orange Is the New Black.

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FELON PROFILE: Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson [Season 3 Update & Season 4 Predictions]

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Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson (portrayed by Danielle Brooks) is an inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary who was incarcerated for a drug-related crime. Known for her joyful personality, she undergoes several transformations during her sentence. She works in the library in seasons one and three and the janitorial team in season two.

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FELON PROFILE: Stella Carlin [& Season 4 Predictions]

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Stella Carlin (portrayed by Ruby Rose)–also known as “Crocodile Dundee,” Justin Bieber,” and the one with the “dingo-fucker accent”–is a new inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary for season three. We first meet her when the inmates begin their first day of work for the Whispers company. While she is new to Litchfield, we soon learn that her sentence is almost up.

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FELON PROFILE: Nicky Nichols [Season 3 Update & Season 4 Predictions]

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Nicky Nichols (portrayed by Natasha Lyonne) is a 26-year-old recovering heroin addict and inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary. We learn in season three that she received a ten-year sentence for burglary. Known for her sexual appetite and fierce loyalty to her prison family, Nichols undergoes some of the toughest lessons while on the inside.

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FELON PROFILE: Sister Jane Ingalls [Season 3 Update]

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Sister Jane Ingalls (portrayed by Beth Fowler) was a background character in season one, a nun who we knew to have been incarcerated for protesting at a nuclear test site. However, we learn in season two that she was actually arrested for trespassing at the nuclear test site, a decidedly less badass sentence. One of the recurring friendships Sister Ingalls has is with Sophia Burset in seasons one and three. Moreover, she and Sophia were in charge of running the Litchfield Prison Christmas Pageant. Aside from the fact that she can’t watch a Russell Crowe movie straight-on and that she’s masturbated to a “ripped” statue of Jesus, we learn that Sister Ingalls is more human than we tend to perceive nuns as being.

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FELON PROFILE: Black Cindy Hayes [Season 3 Update]

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Black Cindy Hayes (portrayed by Adrienne C. Moore), although just a filler character in season one, becomes a main proponent in the events of season two. While Cindy is one of the pack of black women who readily teams up with Janae Watson for charades and backs Vee when her support his needed, she is one of the more colorful characters–so colorful that we never know what she’ll do next.

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